redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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