Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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