Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
birth control should be required to get into college
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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