I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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