i think my mom watched the whole time
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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