did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
