I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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