can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i dont even know how to be here
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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