how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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