Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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