he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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