Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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