Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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