Im at strip club and am horny
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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