Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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