I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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