So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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