:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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