It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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