i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha