I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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