Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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