Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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