But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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