so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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