Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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