Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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