Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER