Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday