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(516): View more from New York

sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?

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(516): sooooo how many boyfriends is too many? http://tfl.nu/inab

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram

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(267): worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram http://tfl.nu/sbpo

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I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.

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(201): I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful. http://tfl.nu/v9lp

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Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]

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(541): Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =] http://tfl.nu/r84d

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(516): View more from New York

Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you

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(516): Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you http://tfl.nu/9qq5

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(630): View more from Illinois

Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.

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(630): Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms. http://tfl.nu/uuzs

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.

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When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.

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(+44): You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man. (1+44): When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree. http://tfl.nu/esvb

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs

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(860): I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs http://tfl.nu/e3vg

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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots

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(605): When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots http://tfl.nu/ud2p

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(206): View more from Washington

Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.

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(206): Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it. http://tfl.nu/gln0

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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.

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(770): I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY. http://tfl.nu/v3bb

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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato

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(212): Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato http://tfl.nu/ss5k

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(775): View more from Nevada

He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning

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(775): He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning http://tfl.nu/qrro

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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?

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(601): When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema? http://tfl.nu/3tz6

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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted

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(734): he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted http://tfl.nu/3ywr

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