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• (352): View more from Florida

  So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.

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• (909): View more from California

  I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.

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  I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am

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• (425): View more from Washington

  She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.

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• (631): View more from New York

  They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.

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