So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.