You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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