I think I died a long time ago.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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