Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She announced her abortion via fbk
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
