I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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