There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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