Pappa wants mamma naked
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
This is classic penis vs brain.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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