Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
