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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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