if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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