Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
