He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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