We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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