I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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