I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
