ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
If I die, sorry about rent.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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