I want to have your abortion
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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