they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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