We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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