so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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