3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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