He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I need to stop coming to work sober
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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