it wasn't lemon gatorade
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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