Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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We need to get me chipped asap
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Pooping to opera.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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