last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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