Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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