ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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