Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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