Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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