ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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